A Tourism Video For Australia

Made By A New Zealander.

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A Tourism Video For Australia (Made By A New Zealander)

North Queensland looks like the sort of place that belongs on a postcard. Blue water, lush rainforest, warm air, the whole "fancy a swim?" package.

You go there if you want to pay for being eaten.

Travel note: If a local tells you there are salties or stingers nearby, cancel the swim first and ask questions later.

In fact, only buy a one-way fare, because you probably won't be coming back.

When paradise starts speaking in nicknames, you should assume the teeth are real.