A Tourism Video For Australia
Made By A New Zealander.
A Tourism Video For Australia (Made By A New Zealander)
North Queensland looks like the sort of place that belongs on a postcard. Blue water, lush rainforest, warm air, the whole "fancy a swim?" package.
You go there if you want to pay for being eaten.
Travel note: If a local tells you there are salties or stingers nearby, cancel the swim first and ask questions later.
In fact, only buy a one-way fare, because you probably won't be coming back.
When paradise starts speaking in nicknames, you should assume the teeth are real.